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Father’s Day Giveaway!

Father’s Day Giveaway!

Father’s Day is a day devoted to celebrating a real-life superhero in your life, whether that is a dad, a grandpa, an uncle, a husband, or just another man in your life who has made an impact along the way. When Father’s day rolls around every third Sunday of June it seems we are always at a loss of words to express to Dad just how much he means to us. This Father’s Day The Machine Shed wants to help a lucky person repay their dad for years of advice, love, and dad jokes through a special giveaway.  Our Davenport, Appleton, Rockford, Pewaukee, and Lake Elmo locations are giving away a grill and our Urbandale location is giving away a John Deere Lawn Mower thanks to our sponsors Van Wall Equipment and 107.5 KISS FM. Anyone can register to win by just coming into The Machine Shed. We hope to see you stop in soon for a chance to win and bring along a dad joke to share. Here are some of our favorites:

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, “No, just leave it in the carton!”

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto

If you have any great dad jokes you want to share, go ahead and drop them in the comments below! 👇

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